The AI Turnip Reggae

Описание

AI Generated Vintage Reggae Remix of the classic Russian fairy tale "The Giant Turnip". This weird cartoon video features a funky grandpa, a bio-hacking turnip, and a superpowered mouse. Created with AI animation tools.
Music and performance: SUNO AI neural network (v4.5).
Lyrics: Old Hound.
Visualization: neural networks Shedevrum, KlingAI.
[Verse 1]
An old man planted a turnip seed, what a fuss!
God, it's such non-sense!
The turnip got stuck, it would not be freed!
Get your-self gone hence!

We'll rewrite this tale, we'll make it anew, what a fuss!
God, it's such non-sense!
A scientific breakthrough we'll pursue!
Get your-self gone hence!

[Bridge 1]
This grandpa became a gardener, you see,
That old geezer was not right in the head!
He'd read about turnips obsessively –
A miracle root, so the papers said!

[Chorus 1]
This veggie's famous, it's well-known to all,
It heals the stomach, it answers the call!
For every woman and every man,
It's full of glucoraphanin!
A powerful antioxidant –
It's called isothiocyanate!
Your health it will defend,
And make you young again!

[Verse 2]
The turnip grew to a gigantic size, what a fuss!
God, it's such non-sense!
Like a politician's paycheck, a prize!
Get your-self gone hence!

He couldn't pull it alone, the old fool, what a fuss!
God, it's such non-sense!
Who'd now come and break this rule?
Get your-self gone hence!

[Bridge 2]
But Granny and Granddaughter just laughed with spite:
"Grandpa, have you been smoking something tonight?
You old fool, you should really forget
These crazy ideas inside your head!"

[Chorus 2]
"This colossal root, this gigantic mess,
Was grown on nitrates, we must confess!
It won't give you strength, it won't make you well,
It'll just give you a stomach hell!
Old man, don't believe in fairy tale scenes,
Just get rid of these wild, crazy dreams!
Go and scratch your turnip, leave it alone,
And drink some beer 'til you fall like a stone!"

[Verse 3]
The dog and the cat are both chilling out, what a fuss!
God, it's such non-sense!
This whole drama they can do without!
Get your-self gone hence!

They don't give a hoot about the turnip, what a fuss!
God, it's such non-sense!
They just wait for yesterday's meatloaf!
Get your-self gone hence!

[Bridge 3]
Then a mouse popped out from her little hole,
Took a nibble right into the turnip,
She immediately felt in control,
As a new power started to burn up!

[Chorus 3]
A powerful antioxidant –
It's called isothiocyanate!
Began to transform the mouse, what a sight!
Holy moly! This can't be right!
Before their eyes, she starts to grow,
The people scream: "Well, go figure!"
You can't help but yell out loud:
It's Superwoman, not a mouse!

[Intro, narration]
And the former mouse became a fitness coach, as you'd assume.
And the old man, the granny, and the girl
Started living life without any gloom,
And finished eating the miracle turnip!

[Outro]
'Cause this veggie's famous, it's well-known to all,
It heals the stomach, it answers the call!
For every woman and every man,
It's full of glucoraphanin!
A powerful antioxidant –
It's called isothiocyanate!
Your health it will defend,
And make you young again