The Most Successful Investor in the World (Dos Equis Ad)

Описание

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Introduction
00:25 - 1. Warren Buffet
00:54 - 2. Mark Cuban
01:31 - 3. George Soros
02:03 - 4. Peter Thiel
02:50 - 5. Sylvia Bloom
03:25 - Mr. Profit Tips and Tricks
03:40 - 6. Ashton Kutcher
04:17 - 7. Hettie Green
04:58 - 8. Gary Vaynerchuck
05:42 - 9. Geraldine Weiss
06:13 - 10. GameStop/Reddit
06:59 - Conclusion

TRANSCRIPT

His blood type is IPO. When he walks through a neighborhood, property values [music] go up just to impress him. When he diversifies, the market feels safer just knowing he's involved. He buys art just [music] to burn it for tax purposes. When Satoshi Nakamoto invented [music] Bitcoin, he was just trying to impress this guy. He's been banned from three countries for outperforming their central banks. He once said, [music] "Money can't buy happiness." Then bought happiness, rebranded it, and took it public. He calls recessions yard [music] sales. Warren Buffett's annual shareholder letter is [music] just his notes from their weekly phone call. He buys [music] time, then sells it back at a premium. The banks politely ask him to take [music] 300% loan to value. He could have saved Lehman Brothers and Bear Sterns, [music] but was busy golfing with Ray Dallio. The chairman of the Fed are sworn in on his autobiography. He checks [music] the stock market the way normal people check the weather just to see who's suffering. He brought back Blockbuster [music] to Fortune 500 by canceling his free Netflix subscription. The private in private equity refers to the deals Steven [music] Schwarzman shows him before anyone else. He calls it a correction when you lose your savings. Yes, ﹥﹥ he is the most successful investor in the world. I don't always drink, but [music] when I do, it's 50 years scotch with a drop of retail investor tears. Stay levers, [music] my friends.