That Fresh, Crisp Water

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That fresh, crisp water...
Irat R. Feiskhanov

Which way the water flows, everybody knows,
Though I'll tell you: It's more clever than you think.
And I'll tell you it's colder than the water from your sink;
So go ahead, and have yourself a drink.

Yes, go ahead, and have yourself drink,
Grab yourself a cup and enjoy it!
For I'll tell you there's no water fresher than
That fresh, crisp water from the toilet!

Many people think that their dog is dumb,
Or disgusting, or that what he does is "wrong."
But I'll tell you that none of those people've ever tried,
That most refreshing water from the john.

So go ahead, and have yourself drink,
Grab yourself a cup and enjoy it!
For I'll tell you there's no water fresher than
That fresh, crisp water from the toilet!

And also you might comment on the singular purpose
Of that water, and what it's meant to do;
But you're just being wasteful; there's a multitude of uses
For that spring-like water from the loo.

What we can eat, we can, and what we can't, we can,
But the span of the plan includes more cans;
That, which we could have eaten, we could have and we did,
And that now, too, is in the can.

So then, Prosecutor, throwing blame around like poop
Who won't question your own codes before employment:
I'll tell you there's no water you're more deserving of
Than that freshly pooped-in water from the toilet!


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