Poor Unfortunate Souls

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Poor Unfortunate Souls from Disney's The Little Mermaid (1989)
Performed by Pat Carroll and Jodi Benson
* I do NOT own anything

Lyrics:

***** dialogue *****

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty.
They weren't kidding when the called me, well a witch,
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways.
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch.
True yes!

And I fortunately know a little magic.
It's a talent that I always have possessed,
And here lately, please to laugh,
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed.
Pathetic,

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need.
This one longing to be thinner,
That one wants to get the girl,
And do I help them?
Yes indeed.

Those poor unfortunate souls.
So sad, so true.
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them,
Yes I do.

Now it's happened once or twice,
Someone couldn't pay the price,
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em cross the coals!
Yes, I've had the odd complaint,
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls!

***** dialogue *****

You have your looks,
Your pretty face,
And don't underestimate importance of body language!

Come on you poor unfortunate soul!
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber,
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes, on land it's much preferred
For ladies not to say a word,
And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on they're not all that impressed with conversation!
True gentlemen avoid it when hey can,
But the dote, and swoon, and faun
On a lady who's withdrawn.
It's she who hold her tongue that gets her man.

Come on you poor unfortunate soul!
Go ahead, make your choice.
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day.
It won't cost much, just your voice!

You poor unfortunate soul!
It's sad, but true.
If you want to cross a bridge my sweet,
You've got to pay the toll.
Take a gulp, and take a breath,
And go ahead and sign the scroll!
Flostom, Jetsom now I've got her boys,
The boss is on a roll!
This poor un-fortunate so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oul!

Balugga savrugga come winds of the Caspian Sea!
Larenxus glausidis at max laryngitis la voche to me!
Now sing.

A-a-a-ah a-a-ah
A-a-a-a-a-ah (keep singing!)
A-a-a-a--a-a--a-h
A-a-a-ah a-a-a-a-ah
A-a-a-a--a-a-a-h
A-a--a-ah--

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