Poop in the Diaper

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This song, if you commit to it, can beguile (or bewilder) a little kid long enough
for you to get her diaper changed. It often works even for kids who are dead set against having their diapers changed. You might try marching around a little during the first verse before you get down to business.

Poop in the Diaper

Is... there... some...
Poop in the diaper?
Poop in the diaper?
Poop in the diaper today?
(de day, de day day day day)
Poop in that diaper.
Poop in that diaper.
Poop in the diaper today
(de day, de day day day day)

Yes... there... is...
Poop in the diaper.
Poop in the diaper.
Poop in the diaper today
(de day, de day day day day)
Poop in that diaper.
Poop in that diaper.
Poop in the diaper today
(de day, de day day day day)

So... we... must...
change the little diaper
put on a new diaper.
We must change the diaper today
(de day, de day day day day)

Change the little diaper.
Put on a new diaper.
We must change the diaper today
(de day, de day day day day)

And... now... there's...
No poop in the diaper.
No poop in the diaper.
No poop in the diaper today
(de day, de day day day)
'cause we have changed the diaper,
put on a new diaper,
we have changed the diaper today
(de day, de day day day day)
(day)