Sing With Me - Macavity from Cats

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Disclaimer: I own nothing but my voice.

Somebody pleeease sing with me :) I've been looking forward to posting this upload for ages as this is just such a great song with so much attitude! I decided to sing Bombalurina (who is the sexiest cat, isn't she?) and so you can fill Demeter if you like. Make sure you post replies back or link me to it - I can't wait to see what you come up with :D Lyrics are below for reference!

-Tamsin xxx

*DEMETER*
Macavity's a mystery cat
He's called the Hidden Paw
For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard
The Flying Squad's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's broken every human law
He breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
And when you reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!

You may seek him in the basement
You may look up in the air
But I tell you once and once again
Macavity's not there!

*BOMBALURINA*
Macavity's a ginger cat
He's very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
His brow is deeply lined in thought
His head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect
His whiskers are uncombed
He sways his head from side to side
With movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep
He's always wide awake!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
For he's a fiend in feline shape
A monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street
You may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!

*DEMETER*
He's outwardly respectable

*BOMBALURINA*
I know he cheats at cards

*DEMETER*
And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's

*BOMBALURINA*
And when the larder's looted

*DEMETER*
Or the jewel cases rifled

*BOMBALURINA*
Or when the milk is missing

*DEMETER*
Or another Peke's been stifled

*BOMBALURINA*
Or the greenhouse glass is broken

*DEMETER*
And the trellis past repair

*BOTH*
There's the wonder of the thing:
Macavity's not there!

*BOTH*
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
Whatever time the deed took place, Macavity wasn't there!

*DEMETER*
And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
I might mention Mungojerrie

*BOMBALURINA*
I might mention Griddlebone

*BOTH*
Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time
Just controls the operations
The Napoleon of Crime!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's a fiend in feline shape
A monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street
You may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!